April 28, 2022

Chapter 147: Deal

As soon as Zhang Huan planned to divorce, he didn’t cover Liang Yingying and Xiao Zhou’s affairs, and everyone knew that this marriage would end to divorce.

Liang Yingying knew that there’s no hope for her future and wanted to imitate the scene in the M drama, so she found a lawyer to fight a divorce lawsuit and divide the assets.

When the lawyer saw this case, he knew that it was a case that could not be won, but he still cheated Liang Yingying of lawyer’s fee.

Liang Yingying didn’t get anything, paid the lawyer’s fee in vain, and still got a divorce.

Liang Yingying knew that she couldn’t beat Zhang Huan, and she was completely paralyzed.

But on the contrary, Zhang Huan handled everything and told her: “I bought a house and put it under Hehe’s name, and you can live there. I’m letting you keep your car and I will give you 20,000 yuan living expenses per month. You should not play any tricks nor do anything disgraceful. You better leave some face for your daughter and son.”

Liang Yingying covered her face and cried, “What can I do with 20,000 yuan? It’s not even enough to buy a bag! Tell me, how can I live with that?!”

Zhang Huan sneered: “If you want to buy a bag, you can buy a bag, that is if you have the status of Mrs. Zhang. Since you don’t want to be Mrs. Zhang, I am now setting you free. I am kind enough. If it weren’t for Hehe and Shuoshuo, you and that one with the surname Zhou, won’t be able to see the sun tomorrow.”

Liang Yingying was afraid, so she packed her things, drove her Ferrari, and moved to the house prepared by Zhang Huan.

It is not big, with a three-bedroom of more than one hundred square meters, which is the size of the master bedroom of the Zhang family.

Liang Yingying thought that in the future, she could only live a tight life on a living expense of 20,000 yuan a month, and she regretted it.

Zhang Huan successfully sent Liang Yingying away. The little starlet knew that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for her, so she tried her best to become Mrs. Zhang, but Zhang Huan hesitated.

While he was still hesitating, a guest came to the company to visit him.

It’s not someone else, it’s the kid, Xu Lichen, whom he hasn’t seen for a long time.

Zhang Huan was surprised: “Why are you here? I heard Yanyan say that you went for filming in M Country?”

“The location over there has been cleared.” Xu Lichen said with a smile, “Well, Uncle Zhang, I heard that the dead wood1枯木逢春 – Dead wood meets spring, a Chinese idiom, which means that withered trees meet spring and regain their vitality. It is a metaphor for a dying patient or thing to regain vitality. has met the spring, so I came to see you on purpose!”

With that said, he respectfully placed a gift box, which is about the size of a shoe box under his arm, in front of Zhang Huan.

Zhang Huan pointed his fingers across the air: “If you don’t know how to use idioms, don’t use them blindly!”

He was curious about the big gift box in front of him: “What is this?”

Xu Lichen said respectfully: “This is a gift to congratulate you on your rebirth. Why don’t you open it to see?”

Zhang Huan’s hands were itchy, but he still opened it in the end.

A box full of Viagra.

Zhang Huan: “…”

“F*ck you…” Zhang Huan picked up a box of Viagra and threw it at Xu Lichen.

Xu Lichen, who has been trained in fighting, is very dexterous. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he took it one after another, grinning: “Don’t be angry. We are so familiar with each other; I am not an outsider to you. If you don’t fix that empty head and brain, then I’ll give you practical reasoning.”

Zhang Huan stretched out his hand across the table and pointed at him: “You kid…”

“Uncle, don’t be angry.” Xu Lichen grabbed his finger and said affectionately, “I heard that the Little Aunt is only 25 years old. Is that right? I actually slept with a 25-year-old lady last month. Aye, the next day, my back and my legs were sore! I thought for a while, at uncle’s age, how can you afford it? I am a junior, so I don’t have to think about what the elders think, and I am anxious about what the elders are anxious about…”


“My dad didn’t kill you?” Zhang Yansheng was speechless.

“How can he? Uncle likes me. I just looked at him cursing and swearing, didn’t they all go to the drawer in the end?” Xu Lichen laughed loudly.

He deeply feels that he is a caring nephew who forgives the unspeakable secrets of middle-aged and elderly men.

“But uncle is not too frightened either.” Xu Lichen said, “So I talked to him about my dad, and he didn’t even look right.” Zhang Yansheng only pulled the corners of her mouth. Then suddenly, she raised her hand and beckoned to the distance.

Xu Lichen turned his head and saw Yue Song rushing over, so he complained: “You are so busy, hurry up and start serving, I am going to starve to death. Look, I have already eaten all the snacks!”

“Sorry.” Yue Song called the waiter and told him to serve the food. He picked up a glass, and asked, “What are you talking about?”

“We’re talking about Uncle Zhang.” Xu Lichen then turned to Zhang Yansheng and said, “If you really don’t want Uncle Zhang to marry again, it’s simple. I’ll offer myself. Isn’t it Nie Xiaohan? I’ll go and sleep with her. I guess that Uncle Zhang will be too embarrassed to marry then.”

He spoke with arrogance, as if he had rolled up his sleeves in middle school to help his brothers fight.

Yue Song almost choked on a mouthful of water!

Zhang Yansheng stared at him.

“Don’t be embarrassed.” Xu Lichen waved his hand, “Whoever shares brotherhood with me, I am willing to give my body, it’s nothing big!!!”

Yue Song stuffed his mouth with dim sum: “Shut up before she gets mad.”

He turned his head and asked Zhang Yansheng, “Has Uncle made up his mind?”

“Who knows.” Zhang Yansheng said, “He is an old man already and I have already told him my opinion. You can’t just chase him every day and ask if he wants to get married, right? He is not a 3-year-old child. If he really wants to get married, even my grandmother can’t stop him.”

But Zhang Huan still didn’t make up his mind.

Nie Xiaohan’s youth and beauty made him feel young and happy. He is indeed very obsessed with her.

But recently, he doesn’t know what happened. Every time she was either coquettish or secretly hinted that she wanted him to marry her, he always unexpectedly thought of Zhang Yansheng’s words —

When Zhang Huan hugged the young and beautiful girl, it would give him some chills.

It was as if at that moment, under the collagen-filled face, a ghost face with bloody fangs suddenly appeared.

Zhang Huan still remembers that one day in the past, he did happen to hear Liang Yingying, who gave birth to an illegitimate child, complain to Aunt Wang: “Why is the one in his family still alive! Just hurry up and die! Still occupying the seat for no reason!”

Zhang Huan knew this was not good to hear, but he was not particularly angry at the time.

There is still no filial son before the bed of a long illness, not to mention the closest relatives and estranged couples.

Don’t look at the fact that his wife passed away later. He often remembered her, recalling those good times, and weeping before and after. But at that time, when his wife was sick, he came home and saw the weak body in the wheelchair, the haggard face, the bald head… Feeling the passage of vitality is almost visible to the naked eye, it is indeed an unpleasant or even disgusting thing.

Even sometimes, when he saw her haggard face, the thought of ‘Why are you still alive?’ would flash in his heart.

The young girl in her arms raised her face, her skin was smooth and delicate, full of collagen. The light of admiration flashed in her eyes and her tone was full of longing: “I want to be with you forever and I want to give you many children. Zhang Huan, do you agree?”

Zhang Huan stared at her for a while and patted her face.

“You are still young, you don’t understand, marriage is the tomb of love.” He sighed leisurely, “Creatures like children are all debts.”

Nie Xiaohan: “???”

Zhang Huan had a solemn conversation with Zhang Yansheng.

“You have to promise Dad that in the future that you will take good care of Hehe and Shuoshuo.” He said solemnly, “You have to fulfill the responsibility of an eldest sister.”

Zhang Yansheng was silent for a long time and asked, “Are you… terminally ill?”

“Ahhh! Bah!” Zhang Huan was going to die of anger, “Are you my own daughter? Is there anyone who curses his own father like this? Children’s words carry no harm, Children’s words carry no harm!”

Zhang Yansheng was also furious: “If you don’t have a terminal illness, then why are you saying your last will?!”

Even for her, her heart contracted for a moment just now.

Although it was only for a moment, it was f*cking uncomfortable!

Zhang Huan rolled his eyes in anger.

It took a long time for his mood to get better, then he patted the table and said, “I just want to tell you that if you promise me that you will take good care of Hehe and Shuoshuo in the future, then I promise not to marry again and I will have vasectomy! I will not give birth to new younger brothers and sisters for the three of you to divide the property!”

The room was suddenly quiet.

“Why?” After a long time, Zhang Yansheng pulled the corners of her mouth and smiled sarcastically, “You no longer want to marry that decent girl?”

“Marry what?” Zhang Huan forcibly restrained himself, “I have thought about it, she is still so young, and she will definitely not be able to accompany me to the end. I won’t delay her either. It’s great for us to be unmarried and she can marry anyone in the future. I just keep up with her first, there is really no need to get married. What’s so good about it?”

Zhang Huan sincerely didn’t want to get married at this moment.

It’s not that Zhang Yansheng’s cursing words brainwashed him. On the contrary, he has lived to such an old age, has seen humanity, and understands the ugliness under those beautiful faces, so he deeply understands that Zhang Yansheng is telling the truth.

If Nie Xiaohan really became Mrs. Zhang, she would probably look forward to his death just as Liang Yingying looked forward to Zhang Yansheng’s mother’s death.

She might even use some methods like Xu Lichen’s mother.

Every time he thinks about it, he will have nightmares at night, and his neck feels cold when he wakes up.

Get married?

Tie a knot! What’s so good about it! Wouldn’t it be good to let his Xiaohan stay in this beautiful state forever?

“Did you hear me?” Zhang Huan patted the table with dissatisfaction, “Is it possible to make this deal?”

Zhang Yansheng held her chest and looked at him for a long time, speechless.

Zhang Huan patted the table louder: “Hey!”

Zhang Yansheng raised her chin: “Deal.”

She stood up and left, not forgetting this sentence: “You have to do the vasectomy as soon as possible, and don’t let any children come out there.”

The matter of vasectomy really makes men unhappy. They always feel as if some great ability has been sealed.

Zhang Huan’s face was terrible, he mumbled: “It’s all debts!”

In a blink of an eye, it was December, and the north wind whistled and snowflakes floated.

Zhang Yansheng is in her junior year and is already the president of the student union. Just after presiding over the daily meeting of the student union, she unexpectedly received a call from Zhang Shuocheng.

“Eldest sister, can you come back now?” Zhang Shuocheng’s voice was suppressed very low, with a surreptitious feeling.

Zhang Yansheng asked: “What’s the matter?”

Zhang Shuocheng hesitated for a moment and told her: “Second sister was beaten. But she won’t let me tell you.”

Zhang Heling was beaten?

Zhang Heling was beaten!

Anger burst at the top of Zhang Yansheng’s head!

“Who did it?” She asked sharply.

“It is…” Zhang Shuocheng’s voice lowered, “My mother.”

“Where is she? At home? Wait, I’ll go back now!” Zhang Yansheng hung up the call.

Liang Yingying, you motherf*ck*r!

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    枯木逢春 – Dead wood meets spring, a Chinese idiom, which means that withered trees meet spring and regain their vitality. It is a metaphor for a dying patient or thing to regain vitality.